arschbiene:

family walk time

arschbiene:

family walk time

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dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

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egobus:

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me as a teacher tbh

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historical-nonfiction:

Salvador Dali was an interesting person. Here are a few of the many reasons why
he believed he was the reincarnation of his dead brother, because his parents took five-year-old Dali to his brother’s grave and informed Dali he was
from a young age he had a bizarre habit of attacking without provocation, because (he claimed) pain and pleasure were the same thing
Dali once sold an expensive painting by claiming the paint was mixed with a million wasps’ venom
he was creepily obsessed with Hitler. Just go to the original source, I do not want to give details on this one
Dali had an open marriage, and by all accounts a loving and happy one, with his wife Gala

historical-nonfiction:

Salvador Dali was an interesting person. Here are a few of the many reasons why

  • he believed he was the reincarnation of his dead brother, because his parents took five-year-old Dali to his brother’s grave and informed Dali he was
  • from a young age he had a bizarre habit of attacking without provocation, because (he claimed) pain and pleasure were the same thing
  • Dali once sold an expensive painting by claiming the paint was mixed with a million wasps’ venom
  • he was creepily obsessed with Hitler. Just go to the original source, I do not want to give details on this one
  • Dali had an open marriage, and by all accounts a loving and happy one, with his wife Gala

boysinbarrettes:

thesciencealliance:

I always thought it would be cool to juxtapose windows 95-era computer imagery with fantasy elements like magic and spirits. 
SO, i give you: floppy disk demon. pretend the GIF compression is for thematic effect.

HELL YEAH THIS IS EXACTLY MY SHIT

boysinbarrettes:

thesciencealliance:

I always thought it would be cool to juxtapose windows 95-era computer imagery with fantasy elements like magic and spirits. 

SO, i give you: floppy disk demon. pretend the GIF compression is for thematic effect.

HELL YEAH THIS IS EXACTLY MY SHIT

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the-doctress:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

This post was so informative.

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od-san:

Since both Kill la Kill and Homestuck are on hiatus, I went ahead and did a thing and the thing is called Kill la Kill!Stuck

And as a  bonus:

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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